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Hola. Me llamo Marjorie. I dunno anymore Spanish, so I'll speak the native tounge. How's it goin all? Ooops. (I think I spelled all my Spanish wrong. That shows you how much I've been paying attention to Sra. LaCosse this year...) Anyways, this is the page on the web that is the page you come to when you're soooo bored you have absolutely nothing else to do. Welcome to boreism.
Fortune City was nice enough to loan me this little property though, and I have ended my boredness for a while. Oh yeah, you want a really good laugh? Oh, nevermind. I'll tell you later... Plus, Tim might get mad at me...
 
Well, this year I decided I was going to run for Vice President. Ha ha, what an incredibly stupid idea. I'm sure you probably have no idea what these elections are like, so let me relate to you;
1 popularity contest decided all on whether you can communicate, you're funny, yoiu're talented, you're an artist, or whether or not you can get up in front of 400 people and make a foll out of yourself in some hideuos way that should be translated as a speech but is not. Good Lord.
Anyways, vote for me, la la, puppy chow.
 
Aaah... Which reminds me:

Puppy chow- the multi-usable phrase that can mean anything, depending on how you say it.

Bully- the ever-lasting phrase made popular by the late Teddy Rosevelt that takes place of a swear

Bloody- that annoying little word the English somehow manage to work into everything they say

Good Lord- picked it up from Chris Rock, good for saying at those times when the word "wow" is a little too plain

Deep- my version of "groovy"

Groovy- the 60's word for "cool", also to be used as a all-purpose word for any synonym of "cool"

Cha cha till tommorow- Heard it in Disneyland, I think its a great way to say goodbye

 
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Well, bye some accident or miracle or whatever, this page keeps me from killing Bill Gates...


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